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fallontonight

18th Aug 2014

Monday // 9pm // 1 day ago

fallontonight:

Jimmy meets an old friend in the newest Tonight Show Digital Original, "House of Cue Cards"

(Source: fallongifs)

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gayasheckeroni

18th Aug 2014

Monday // 12am // 2 days ago

jocelyngarroways:

In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.

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gayasheckeroni

18th Aug 2014

Monday // 12am // 2 days ago

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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gayasheckeroni

18th Aug 2014

Monday // 12am // 2 days ago

marry someone whose laughter sounds better than your favorite song

(Source: alltimeloe)

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gayasheckeroni

17th Aug 2014

Sunday // 10pm // 2 days ago

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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agentbrooklyn99

17th Aug 2014

Sunday // 9pm // 2 days ago

the-misadventures-of-lele:

psychogemini:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

I will never not reblog this

"…but teenagers have no reason to be stressed."

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startingtofeellikehome

17th Aug 2014

Sunday // 9pm // 2 days ago
heyyoitslilly:

Over and Over // Neck Deep

heyyoitslilly:

Over and Over // Neck Deep

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agentbrooklyn99

17th Aug 2014

Sunday // 9pm // 2 days ago

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump)

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agentbrooklyn99

17th Aug 2014

Sunday // 9pm // 2 days ago

(Source: centrlperk)

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cunt-in-wonderland

17th Aug 2014

Sunday // 9pm // 2 days ago

sassychickennugget:

If I’m dating you, you don’t need to get jealous of other people. I am with you, only you. If you ever think I’m flirting with other people, I’m not. There’s a reason why I chose you and only you. I only want you, no one else. You are mine. I am yours.

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